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Redneck Pickup Line: "Hey, You Look Just Like My Sister.
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Redneck pickup line: "Hey, you look just like my sister."
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Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.
Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV. My Sister, My Sitte...
You may be redneck... if your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you com out you're all covered with leeches.
Just say, "Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?" (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins....
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.
You may be redneck... if your mother turns out to be your sister.
Hey Dad, you crossed my line of death!" -- Robocop
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
CPU Pickup Line: (p(, (What's your MHZ?)
Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....