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• Lisa: Everyone in Springfield had a reason to shoot Mr.
  Burns, even us. [everyone groans in agreement] Bart, he broke your dog's legs....
• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Burns: Homer Simpson? Homer: So, you finally learned my name, eh?
  Burns: [shaking head] Homer Simpson. Homer: [freaked out] I've got no time for your demented parlor games....
• Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
  [Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...
• Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying. Home
  My name is Homer Simpson! Burns: You're just babbling incoherently....
• Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -- selfish, even.
  [Bart and Lisa walk in] Bart: Burns needs some serious boostafazoo, right Dad?...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Kids? Who said anything about kids? -- Cona
• Nick: [opening the door] Hi, everybody! Burns: Ho, mer-Simp son!
  Nick: OK, that was a little strange. Um, tell me...