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• Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
  [Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...
• Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
  Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless dunderpate....
• Burns: Homer Simpson? Homer: So, you finally learned my name, eh?
  Burns: [shaking head] Homer Simpson. Homer: [freaked out] I've got no time for your demented parlor games....
• Burns: Who the devil are you? Homer: [thinks] Don't panic.
  Just come up with a good story. [aloud] My name is Mr....
• Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a fly!
  [they open the door] Burns: [being strangled and shaken] Ho-mer Simp-son!...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselve
  who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?...
• Burns: Ahoy-hoy? Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello, Mr.
  Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss your son?...