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• Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman.
  In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford to lose your trust again....
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr.
  X would say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J....
• Marge: I must admit, you really do make a gal feel needed.
  Homer: Wait till my class hears about this! [quickly] Kidding....
• Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
  .. [everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom....
• You don't know what it's like -- I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line.
  And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order!...
• You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
  'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!...
• Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class? Home
  Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely dinner at home....
• Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
  He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God will punish him!...