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I Can't Live The Button-down Life Like You. I Want It All!
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Homer Simpson
I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The
terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles!
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival
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Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see? Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you....
Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows. Homer: Really?...
Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to Principal Skinner.
Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator _wasn't_ running....
I've heard 'em all. `I like you as a friend.' `I think we should see other people.
' `I no speak English.' `I'm married to the sea.' `I don't want to kill you, but I will ....
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Burns: Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you.
I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you're all vipers!...
Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere.
The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet....
Grandma: I saw all your awards, Lisa. They're mighty impressive.
Lisa: Aw, I just keep them out to bug Bart, heh....
Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
-- Homer Simpson Lisa the Vegetaria...