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It's Okay, Marge. I've Learned My Lesson. A Mountain Of Sugar Is Too Much For One Man.
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Homer Simpson
It's okay, Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too
much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those
tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival
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