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• Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.
  [camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys] Marge...
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Homer: You know, Marge, you're right. The Simpson family is the best possible club I could belong to.
  [group hug] [at home, Bart paddles Homer] Home...
• Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room.
  But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed....
• Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
  Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
• Harvey: Hello, Americans, Paul Harvey here. Did you know every good American is at heart an erotic American?
  It's true. A famous couple -- I don't need to tell you it was Dwight and Mamie Eisenhower -- offered _this_ advice...
• Homer: Oh, Marge. I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwitch.
  Marge: There might be one in this cooler. [digs in Frampton's cooler] Oh, here you go....
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
• Homer: [on phone] Aw, I miss you too, Marge. But the law needs me!
  I'll be home as soon as I can. [hangs up, presses a button] Room service?...