Harvey: Hello, Americans, Paul Harvey here. Did you know every
good American is at heart an erotic American? It's true.
A famous couple -- I don't need to tell you it was Dwight
and Mamie Eisenhower -- offered _this_ advice: "Double your
pleasure with a bath...together!"
[Homer sits in the bathtub, a lit candle perched nearby]
Marge: [climbing in, straining] Homey, I can't quite --
Homer: Faucet's jammed into my back...I'm stuck!
Marge: [grunts] So am I!
Homer: [strains; dislodges faucet] Oh!
[water sprays into Marge's face; a drop extinguishes the
candle]
Homer+Marge: Kids? Kids!
-- "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
