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• Homer: You guys work on the movie? Teamster: You sayin' we're not working?
  Homer: Oh, I always wanted to be a Teamster. So lazy and surly....
• Homer: Guess what, kids? They're going to pay us $
  50 a day to film some of the movie here....
• Man 1: Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness of his children more than money.
  Homer: [unenthused] Right here. Man 2: Aw, you said his head was the size of a baseball....
• Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime? Tatum
  Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly....
• Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
  [Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...
• Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
  Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
• Smithers: Mr. Simpson, are you listening? [Homer eats an orange] Simpson?
  ! Homer: Huh? Yeah, I was listening. Very funny....
• Homer: Oh, it's a dream come true, boy. I can -- nay I must -- eat everything I've always wanted.
  Now come on, every second I'm out of bed I'm burning precious calories....
• Smithers: I've got to find a replacement that won't outshine me.
  Perhaps if I searched the employee evaluations for the word [types] "Incompetent"....