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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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• Homer: Dad, I have a problem. Abe: Why did you come to me?
  I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my looks....
• Announcer: We now return to "Search for the Son". Woma
  According to Daddy's will, _I_ inherit the entire plantation....
• Apu: [singing along badly] The Dream Police, they live inside of my bed
  The Dream Police, they come to me in my head, The Dream Police, they're going to direct me now, Oh nooo....
• Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
  Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off] Skinne...
• Homer: [whines] Ohh...225! That means I lost weight!
  Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack....
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Can I go back to bed now?