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• Burns: How would you improve the worker situation? Home
  Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when the cafeteria would serve fish sticks....
• Life in the fast lane will surely make you lose your mind.
• a "window" shows Homer's heart, beating fast] Bu
  Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly hello....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
  What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today....
• Burns: [sadly] Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man.
  I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk....
• They went rushing down that freeway, Messed around and got lost.
  They didn't care... they were just dying to get off, And it was life in the fast lane....
• Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the store just because I look like -- I mean, just because I _am_ Krusty the Klown?
  Apu: How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year?...
• Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
  } Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....