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• Dry fish-sticks! This sucks! -- Homer complains about cafeteria fare, "Simpson and Delilah
• Burns: [sadly] Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man.
  I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk....
• Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"] W, X, Y, and Z.
  Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me....
• Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns. Bu
  Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met....
• Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail.
  That's democracy for you. Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir....
• Homer: Hey Burns! Eat! my! shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
  Smithers: Why it's Homer Simpson, sir. One of the schmos from sector 7-G....
• Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote for the stupidest film.
  Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival....
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Homer: What are you getting at? Lisa: Well, you're always trying to teach me to be open-minded, try new things, live life to the.
  .. Homer: What are you talking about? Nobody's trying to teach you that!...