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Yeah, Moe, That Team Sure Did Suck Last Night! They Just Plain Sucked!
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Homer Simpson
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain
sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch
of sucks that ever sucked!
-- Homer Simpson
Team Homer
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