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• Bart: Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!
  Homer: Really? I heard good. -- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
  And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination....
• Homer: I'm going to regale everyone with my anecdote.
  You know, the one I tried to say on the radio? Heh, heh....
• You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish vandalism.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Marge: What on Earth happened down there?? Ba
  One of the stills b... [Homer puts his hand over Bart's mouth] Home...
• Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked!
  I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!...
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Gone bowling. Not back, avenge death. -- Homer to Marge, short and sweet, "Homer vs.
  he Eighteenth Amendme...