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  I demand vengeance. I want vengeance! Announce...
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  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
• Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister.
  I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love. -- Homer Simpson Lisa on Ice...
• Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up? Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour.
  [clears his throat, reads] Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to Blood and Guts Murphy....
• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
  Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
• Nelson: Hey, [Bart] Simpson, where's your loser-mobile?
  Homer: Loser-mobile, heh heh heh... wait a minute!...
• Your bits are MINE, loser! I will zero them SLOWLY!
• Americans love a winner... and WILL NOT TOLERATE a loser.
• It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
  -- Homer Simpson Lisa's First Word...