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Don't Go Easy On Each Other Just Because You're Brother And Sister.
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Homer Simpson
Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I
want to see you both fighting for your parents' love.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa on Ice
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Mom, that is _really_ annoying. Lisa: Bart started it....
Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing thi
[windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own fault....
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
I've heard 'em all. `I like you as a friend.' `I think we should see other people.
' `I no speak English.' `I'm married to the sea.' `I don't want to kill you, but I will ....
Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Ba...
Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?...
I'd love to, but... I think you want the OTHER [your name]. -- 98 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO