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Homer: Look At That. I'm The First Non-Brazilian Person To Travel Backwards Through Time.
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Homer: Look at that. I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel
backwards through time.
Mr. Peabody:
Correction, Homer, you're the second.
Sherman:
That's right, Mr. Peabody!
Mr. Peabody:
Quiet, you.
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