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The Only Danger Is If They Send Us To That Terrible Planet Of The Apes .
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The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes
... Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty -- that was our planet! You
maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
-- Homer Simpson
Deep Space Homer
Related:
Reporter: Uh, question for the barbeque chef. Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?
Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to [ominous] that terrible Planet of the Apes....
Planet of the Apes Get your stinking claws off me, you damn dirty ape! --Charlton Hesto
Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle. Race: With that hatch open, we'll burn up on re-entry!
That's it: if I go, I'm taking you to hell with me....
Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
Race: Oh my God, the ants are shorting out our navigation systems!
[the astronauts smack back and forth into the walls] Taylo...
Marge: Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday School today?
Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions. Ba...
One planet is all you get.
One planet is all you get.