Marge: Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday School today?
Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions.
Bart: Yeah, among other things, apes can't get into heaven.
Homer: What? Those cute little monkeys? That's terrible.
Who told you that?
Bart: Our teacher.
Homer: I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes,
but what about those really smart ones who live among us? Who
roller-skate and smoke cigars?
-- And work in nuclear power plants, "The Telltale Head"
