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• Marge: [annoyed] Wake up! Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
  Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!...
• Marge: No, think about people. Think about moments in your life that have been very romantic.
  Homer: Oh, OK. [clip from 1F14: Homer kissing Flanders at football game] Marge...
• Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous story of my own.
  -- Homer Simpson Another Simpsons Clip Show...
• Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
  Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
• Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids, _I_ have a scandalous story of my own.
  [3:27 {2:57 in syndication} clip from 1F07...
• Marge: Does anyone else have a love story? Lisa: Yes, I do.
  And just like your love stories, it's tragic and filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal....
• Homer: You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of months, I want you to break it off.
  Marge: Um, okay, Homer. Homer: Whoof! That was a close one, kids....
• Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion.
  I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine....
• Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most cherished memories.
  Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern....