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• Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again! Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw, where's your sense of humor.
  Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe...
• Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
  Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt....
• Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
  Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just a sec....
• Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
  O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check....
• Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
  Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch....
• Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Is Jock there?
  Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh, hold on....
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine.
  Last name Jass. First name Hugh. Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check....
• Moe: Hello. Homer: Moe, what are you doing here? Moe
  What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer?...