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• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer in "Homer's Odyssey", from The Simpso
• You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
• Smithers: Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately.
  Homer: [still speaking through the megaphone] Privately?...
• Bobby: First, the award for the alumnus who gaied the most weight.
  Homer Simpson! Homer: Oh, my God! Bobby: How'd you do it, Homer?...
• Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I.
  Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again and I say this stinks....
• Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
  [Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...
• He also brought you the speed bump [cheer!] The dip sign [cheer!
  ] The fifteen mile per hour speed limit on Main Street [boo!...
• Supervisor: All right, who's responsible for this?
  [everyone points at Homer] Homer: [meekly raises his hand] Superviso...