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• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own.
  Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me!...
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey
• Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
  [Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...
• Ned: Well, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson!
  How long have you been here? Homer: Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life....
• What can I say? It hasn't been easy staying in my rut. -- Homer accepts an award, "The Fro
• Homer's brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the horrible secret from your past.
  Homer: Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom....
• ound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing] Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, "I'm Worried (Need Money)".
  If you want tickets to the big Pigskin Classic [oinking noise] just get to a phone and be our thirteenth caller....