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• Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work.
  Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers?...
• Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
  Homer: You said it, you weirdo. Mountain Madne...
• Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
  Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?...
• Marge: Here's your lemonade, and here's your beer. Ooh, you're such a vigorous young go-getter.
  When's your next coffee break? Homer: [lascivious] Any time I want....
• Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
  -- Homer Simpson Lisa the Vegetaria...
• Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
  Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots....
• Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you've been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
  Homer: You said it, you weirdo!...
• Marge: I would love you if you weighed 1,000 pounds but .
  .. Homer: Beautiful. G'night. King-Size Home...
• Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister.
  I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love. -- Homer Simpson Lisa on Ice...