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• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• Marge: Oh, Homey, aren't they adorable? Homer: Yes.
  We've waited many years, but the good Lord has finally blessed us with a real family....
• Lisa: He's going to make a tuxedo out of our puppies!
  [Bart hums "See my vest"] Bart! Ba...
• Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
  Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...
• Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
  I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
• I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky, too, because it's spanking season, and I got a hankering for some spankering!
  -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• Lisa: {Wow, 25 puppies!} [Snowball II rubs her eyes, whimpers, and bats a ball of catnip aside]} Ba
  {An army of dogs! No bully will ever touch me again....
• Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little Helper.
  He was up barking all night, and dug up the back yard worse than ever....