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• Marge: All right, who broke my vase? Lisa: Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them up?
  Homer: Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to?...
• Who spread garbage all over Flanders's yard before I got a chance to?
  -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella.
  He misses casual sex. -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies away.
  Bart and Lisa: Noooooo! Homer: Mainly your mother. Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Bart: Hey! Homer: Don't worry: we'll catch him, or run him over trying!
  Bart: Look! He's headed back to the greyhound racing track where we found him....
• Homer: He _spanked_ you? _You_? Bart Simpson? Ba
  I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation....
• Bart: Hey, boy, you want to play fetch? [SLH looks up, tired, then puts his head back down] Aw.
  Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play any more since his bitch moved in....
• Bart: I know, the window. Lisa: No, Bart! What are you doing?
  Bart: Dogs always land on their feet. Lisa: That's cats....