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  Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it? -- Homer Simpson I Love Lisa
• Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll... Marge
  [turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't even want to look at you right now....
• Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
  Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that....
• Marge: Homey, I appreciate this, but I'd really like to get some sleep.
  Homer: Oh, of course, my sweet. I'll just make some soothing ocean sounds for you....
• Judge: I can see you sincerely want your children back, but you have a lot to learn about being parents.
  Before I can return your children, you'll have to complete a course called "Family Skills"....
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....