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• Linux: the dot in "dot org". -- From a Slashdot.org po
• If we added up all of the 2 cents that Slashdot readers gave, I wonder how much sense vs.
  cents we'd have. -- From a Slashdot.org po...
• Given enough time and money, eventually Microsoft will re-invent UNIX.
  -- From a Slashdot.org po...
• I'm not a programmer, but I play one at Microsoft. -- From a Slashdot.org po
• Every time I think that perhaps we are an advanced race, I turn around and read ramblings on Slashdot, and realize I was wrong.
  -- From a Slashdot.org po...
• Operation Desert Slash WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High officials in the US military are planning on putting the 'Slashdot Effect' to use against Iraq.
  Pentagon computer experts think that the Slashdot Effect could topple key Net-connected Iraqi computer systems....
• Yeah, but they are good at making toys. I mean look at Windows.
  .. -- From a Slashdot.org post about Microsoft's X-Box console...
• NORMAL? That the setting I use on my washing machine...
• You all have to admit that Microsoft products provide a quality unmatched by any other company.
  That is why I am switching to 100% pure shredded Microsoft certificates of authenticity in my hamster's cage....