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I'm Not A Programmer, But I Play One At Microsoft.
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I'm not a programmer, but I play one at Microsoft.
-- From a Slashdot.org post
Related:
Linux: the dot in "dot org". -- From a Slashdot.org po
Operation Desert Slash WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High officials in the US military are planning on putting the 'Slashdot Effect' to use against Iraq.
Pentagon computer experts think that the Slashdot Effect could topple key Net-connected Iraqi computer systems....
Every time I think that perhaps we are an advanced race, I turn around and read ramblings on Slashdot, and realize I was wrong.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...
I'm not a programmer, but I play one at work. -- Gregg Parmentie
Of course I use Microsoft. Setting up a stable Unix network is no challenge.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...
Yeah, but they are good at making toys. I mean look at Windows.
.. -- From a Slashdot.org post about Microsoft's X-Box console...
Microsoft Zen - Become one with the blue screen. -- From a Slashdot.org po
If we added up all of the 2 cents that Slashdot readers gave, I wonder how much sense vs.
cents we'd have. -- From a Slashdot.org po...
You all have to admit that Microsoft products provide a quality unmatched by any other company.
That is why I am switching to 100% pure shredded Microsoft certificates of authenticity in my hamster's cage....