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I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying...
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I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying...
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the vote
I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance." -- Anon....
I blinked, therefore I ran.
I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
I Don't do windows. ...I don't have the time!
I don't mind being ... fat. I was in the Big Man's Shop and a salesman came up to me and said, "We have jogging suits in your size.
Why? Last time I ran was in '82. I didn't hear the bells on the ice-cream truck the first time....
And if his name be George, I 'll call him Peter; For new-made honour doth forget men's names.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act i, Sc. 1...
You must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dea
To-morrow 'll be the happiest time of all the glad New Year,-- Of all the glad New Year, mother, the maddest, merriest day...