I Don't Mind Being ... Fat. I Was In The Big Man's Shop And A Salesman Came Up To Me And Said, "We Have Jogging Suits In Your Size.

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I don't mind being ... fat. I was in the Big Man's Shop and a salesman came
up to me and said, "We have jogging suits in your size." Why? Last time I
ran was in '82. I didn't hear the bells on the ice-cream truck the first
time.
-- Max Alexander

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