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How Dare The Government Intervene To Stifle Innovation In The Computer Industry!
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How dare the government intervene to stifle innovation in the computer
industry! That's Microsoft's job, dammit!
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Microsoft ActivePromo Campaign: "State Innovation Day" Microsoft has successfully lobbied for the State of Washington to declare August 24th as State Innovation Day.
Efforts are underway to lobby the US Congress to decree a similar designation nationally....
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None. They just define darkness as an industry standard....
Microsoft is the epitome of innovation and product quality.
-- This testimonial paid for by Microsoft....
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Indeed, this gorilla got even more bloated with every passing Windows release....
PC's --- the junk bonds of the computer industry.
Windows: Microsoft's tax on computer illiterates.
At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1 - Use Linux!
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Microsoft Acquires Nothing REDMOND, WA -- In an unprecedented move, Microsoft refrained from acquiring any rival companies for a full week.
I can't believe it," one industry analyst noted. "This is the first time in years that I haven't read any headlines about Microsoft acquiring something....