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We All Know Linux Is Great...it Does Infinite Loops In 5 Seconds. -- Linus Torvald
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We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.
-- Linus Torvalds
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vsprintf.c -- Lars Wirzenius & Linus Torvalds. */ * * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up
) */ 2.2.16 /usr/src/linux/lib/vsprintf.c...
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See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too.
-- Linus Torvald...
Linus /leen'us'/ or /lin'us'/, not /li:'nus/ Linus Torvalds, the author of Linux.
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If Bill Gates is the Devil then Linus Torvalds must be the Messiah.