Do You Remember When You Only Had To Pay For Windows When *you* Broke Them? -- Noel Maddy

Do You Remember When You Only Had To Pay For Windows When you Broke Them? -- Noel Maddy

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Do you remember when you only had to pay for windows when *you* broke
them?

-- Noel Maddy

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