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Bart: Dad, Remember When Tom Had You In That Headlock And You Screamed "I'm A Hemophiliac" And When He Let You Go, You Kicked Him In The Back?
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Bart: Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you
screamed "I'm a hemophiliac" and when he let you go,
you kicked him in the back?
Homer: Heh heh heh. Yeah.
Bart: Could you teach me how to do that?
-- "Brother from the Same Planet"
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