Related:

• To him that can take all that you have, give what he asks.
• Don't you see? This whole trial is a conspiracy concocted by Bill Gates.
  He knows that he stands to make even more billions if Microsoft is broken up into Baby Bills....
• What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian? 1. None of his jokes would be funny.
  2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows 98 would be inserted throughout his performance....
• Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
  Suddenly the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got a deal for you....
• Have you heard the one about the rabbi, the goat and Bill Gates?
• Bill Gates Passes Turing Test LONDON, ENGLAND -- Microsoft proclaimed that they have passed the Turing Test by creating a Bill Gates multimedia simulacrum that crack BBC interviewer Jeremy Paxman couldn't distinguish from the real thing.
  I never would have expected this," Paxman said about the Gates AI program....
• Commenting in Slashdot after Arnold Schwarzenegger's decision to use open-source software in the California governme
  > This is obviously because Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are girly-men....
• Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" -- Bill Gates, 1981 "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM.
  Bill Gates, 1996 "Nobody will ever need Windows 95." -- logical conclusio...
• Stallman's Latest Proclamation Richard M. Stallman doesn't want you to say "Windows" anymore.
  He is now advocating that people call this OS by its real name...