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  This is very strong medicine, and is normally only required once. -- The Consultant's Curse...
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  This is very strong medicine, and is normally only required once....
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• He who can take advice is sometimes superior to him who can give it. -- Von Knebel
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  He points to a fine colorful bird and asks how much it costs....
• Burns: What's that you say? You can live without television so long as you have _beer_?
  Homer: [defiantly] That's right. Burns: [ominously] Wrong....
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  So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say `ass' and I'll say `hell'"....
• Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
  Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....