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Q: How Many Microsoft Programmers Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
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Q: How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It cannot be done. You will need to upgrade your house.
Q: How many Linux users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to write the HOWTO-LIGHTBULB-CRONJOB, and another to read
it.
-- Geoff Johnson
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