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• Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.
• How many NCAA basketball players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it....
• How many Bavarian Illuminati -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue....
• Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to the earlier joke....
• Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him....
• Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to share the experience....