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If Bill Gates Had A Nickel For Every Time Windows Crashed.
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If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed... Oh wait, he
does!
-- From a Slashdot.org post
Related:
Operation Desert Slash WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High officials in the US military are planning on putting the 'Slashdot Effect' to use against Iraq.
Pentagon computer experts think that the Slashdot Effect could topple key Net-connected Iraqi computer systems....
Linux: the dot in "dot org". -- From a Slashdot.org po
Every time I think that perhaps we are an advanced race, I turn around and read ramblings on Slashdot, and realize I was wrong.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...
Statements recently seen on Slashdot: "The Internet interprets advertising as damage and routes around it.
"Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business....
If I had a nickel for every bug...
Don't you see? This whole trial is a conspiracy concocted by Bill Gates.
He knows that he stands to make even more billions if Microsoft is broken up into Baby Bills....
Where do you want Bill Gates to go today? -- From a Slashdot.org po
Man Charged With Crashing Windows MOUNTAIN HOME, AR -- Eric Turge
a closet Linux advocate, was arrested yesterday for intentionally crashing his co-worker's Windows box at the offices of the "Roadkill Roundup" newspaper....
Windows is fine for background communications -- Bill Gate