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Windows: Where do you want to go today? MacOS: Where do you want to be tomorrow?
Linux: Are you coming or what? -- Linux Journal...
Myth: Linux has a lower TCO Fact: If you consider that buying NT licenses for business use is tax-deductible, as are all those tech support calls, NT actually has a lower TCO than Linux!
How are you...
Trying to get Windows to run on the hardware that Linux typically runs on is like pushing an elephant through a keyhole.
-- Forbes Magazine...
Get it up, keep it up... LINUX: Viagra for the PC. -- Chris Abbey
If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot of different places, just write a Unix operating system.
-- Linus Torvald...
I used to be interested in Windows NT, but the more I see of it the more it looks like traditional Windows with a stabler kernel.
I don't find anything technically interesting there. In my opinion MS...
See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too.
-- Linus Torvald...
I took the initiative in creating the Internet." -- Al Gore "Today I am one of the senior technical cadre that makes the Internet work, and a core Linux and open-source developer.
I have close...
Besides, I think Slackware sounds better than 'Microsoft,' don't you? -- Patrick Volkerding
I sat laughing snidely into my notebook until they showed me a PC running Linux.
.. And oh!...

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