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Hear me out. Linux is Microsoft's main competition right now.
Because of this we are forcing them to "innovate", something they would usually avoid....
Slight disorientation after prolonged system uptime is normal for new Linux users.
Please do not adjust your browser. -- From a Slashdot.org po...
Unix: Where /sbin/init is still Job 1. -- From a Slashdot.org po
Our business model works even if all internet software is free.
How does Netscape's business model look? -- not so good....
Good programmers treat Microsoft products as damage and route around them.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...
Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got a dancing paperclip. -- From a Slashdot.org po
Microsoft: Re-inventing square wheels -- From a Slashdot.org po
Linus was the instructor of Hercules in music, but having one day reproved his pupil rather harshly, he roused the anger of Hercules, who struck him with his lyre and killed him.
-- Bulfinch's My...
We are Linux. Resistance is measured in ohms.
Have you ever noticed that at trade shows Microsoft is always the one giving away stress balls.
.. -- From a Slashdot.org po...

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