Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#3) Customers Who Want To Upgrade To Windows 98 Second Edition Must Now Fill Out A Microsoft Survey Online Before They Can Order The Bugfix/upgrade.

Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#3) Customers Who Want To Upgrade To Windows 98 Second Edition Must Now Fill Out A Microsoft Survey Online Before They Can Order The Bugfix/upgrade.

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Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#3)

Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.

Question 3: Have you ever experimented with the freeware Linux OS created
by a group of anarchist acne-laden teenagers via the Net?

A. No, I'd never trust my work to a piece of non-Microsoft software.

B. No, I'd never trust my computer to a piece of software that has a
restrictive license agreement such as the GNU GPL.

C. No, I don't want to mess with the ancient command line interface Linux
imposes on its users.

D. Yes, but I quickly migrated back to modern Windows NT after I had
trouble figuring out how to boot the thing from the cryptic LILO
prompt.

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