Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#14) Customers Who Want To Upgrade To Windows 98 Second Edition Must Now Fill Out A Microsoft Survey Online Before They Can Order The Bugfix/upgrade.

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Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#14)

Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.

Question 14: How would you rate the performance of the Microsoft defense
team in the antitrust trial?

A. Perfect; they have clearly shown that Microsoft's market leading
position is good for consumers.

B. Outstanding; all of the pundits who are predicting that Microsoft will
lose are a bunch of idiots.

C. Excellent; Bill Gates' wonderful video deposition clearly demonstrated
to the American public that he is a true visionary.

D. I don't know; I haven't been paying any attention to the case because I
know Microsoft will prevail anyways.

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