NEWSFLASH: Colonel Panic's Software Bazaar In Yakima, Washington Has Instituted A New Policy Requiring Customers To Undergo A Five-day Waiting Period Before Purchasing Any Microsoft Products.

NEWSFLASH: Colonel Panic's Software Bazaar In Yakima, Washington Has Instituted A New Policy Requiring Customers To Undergo A Five-day Waiting Period Before Purchasing Any Microsoft Products.

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NEWSFLASH: Colonel Panic's Software Bazaar in Yakima, Washington has
instituted a new policy requiring customers to undergo a five-day waiting
period before purchasing any Microsoft products.

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