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Oops," Says MPAA President Recently, the United States filed a legal brief in support of the MPAA's argument that linking to the DeCSS source code is not protected by the First Amendment.
At the...
Humorix's Vast Spy Network(tm) has discovered that the White House website is only 124 clicks away from an illegal, pirated copy of the upcoming movie, "Star Trek XXIII
The Search For Merchandising O...
It BASICally Sucks Older versions of MS-DOS came with bundled programming languages including GW-BASIC and QBasic.
Windows XP continues the Microsoft tradition of ruining budding programmers with ho...
Class-Action Lawsuit Filed Against Linus Torvalds SILLYCON VALLEY -- Nearly 130 former system administrators have filed suit against Linus Torvalds in which they claim Linux cost them their jobs.
Re...
Earlier today a New York account executive was arrested for revealing an account or description of a Yankees baseball game without the prior written permission of Major League Baseball.
The man ha...
Smugglers were arrested at the Canadian border by Microsoft-FBI for attempting to import copies of banned 'Linux' software.
Such contraband is prohibited by the 35th Amendment because it infringe...
Ted Turner Unveils All-Commercial Channel For years, the pundits have predicted that the Web would become more like television.
However, media tycoon Ted Turner is pursuing the exact opposite. Taki...
The Blue Screen Of Advocacy The Federal Bureau of Investigation & Privacy Violations has issued a national advisory warning computer stores to be on the lookout for the "Bluescreen Bandits".
These e...

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