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Unobfuscated Perl (#2) A rogue group of Perl hackers has presented a plan to add a "use really_goddamn_strict" pragma that would enforce readability and UNobfuscation.
With this pragma in force, the...
UNobfuscated Perl Code Contest The Perl Gazette has announced the winners in the First Annual Unobfuscated Perl Code Contest.
First place went to Edwin Fuller, who submitted this unobfuscated progra...
Computers have rights, too. Everyone talks about the rights of animals, but so far nothing has been said about the tragic plight of computers the world over.
They are subjected to the greatest horro...
World Domination, One CPU Cycle At A Time Forget about searching for alien signals or prime numbers.
The real distributed computing application is "Domination@World", a program to advocate Linux and...
The Socioeconomic Group Formerly Known As "Geeks" Nobody wants to be called a "geek" anymore.
Microsoft Fights Linux -- By Contributing Kernel Patches If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
.. and then destory 'em. That seems to be the new Microsoft strategy for dealing with Linux....
Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia (first verse) I got this bark letter the other day, "Stop using our trademark or you will pay".
I said "Ha" and threw it in the trash, Oh b...
Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia (second verse, abridged) Patents, copyrights, and trademarks, Those evil lawyers are worse than sharks.
We can't escape their vice-like g...

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