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• pam vt.,vi.,n. [from "Monty Python's Flying Circus"] 1.
  To crash a program by overrunning a fixed-size buffer with excessively large input data....
• Breidbart Index /bri:d'bart ind*ks/ A measurement of the severity of spam invented by long-time hacker Seth Breidbart, used for programming cancelbots.
  The Breidbart Index takes into account the fact that excessive multi-posting EMP is worse than excessive cross-posting ECP....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Subject to a kind of disease, which at that time they called lack of money.
• WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can with some difficulty be made, and which is used also for bread.
  The French are said to eat more bread _per capita_ of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable....
• and we must consider, that since -- unfortunately -- we are forced to live togethe
  he most important thing for us to remember is that the only way in which we can have any law at all is to have as little of it as possible....
• velveeta n. [Usenet: by analogy with spam] Also knows as ECP
  a message that is excessively cross-posted, as opposed to spam which is too frequently posted....
• MAKE MONEY FAST FROM SLASHDOT!!!!!! You are probably familiar with the Slashdot.
  org "News for Nerds" site. You've probably heard about the "Slashdot Effect"....
• PDL: /P-D-L/, /pid'l/, /p*d'l/ or /puhd'l/ 1. n. `Program Design Language'.
  Any of a large class of formal and profoundly useless pseudo-languages in which {management} forces one to design programs....