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/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */ 2.2.16 /usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h
vsprintf.c -- Lars Wirzenius & Linus Torvalds. */ * * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up
) */ 2.2.16 /usr/src/linux/lib/vsprintf.c...
printk("Penguin %d is stuck in the bottle.\n", i); 2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/smp.c
prom_printf("Detected PenguinPages, getting out of here.
); 2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/mm/srmmu.c...
panic("Aarggh: attempting to free lock with active wait queue - shoot Andy")
2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/fs/locks.c...
panic("bad_user_access_length executed (not cool, dude)")
2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/kernel/panic.c...
Should be panic but... (Why are BSD people panic obsessed ?
?) */ 2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/net/ipv4/ip_fw.c...
Nobody will ever see this message :-) */ panic("Cannot initialize video hardware\n")
2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/arch/m68k/atari/atafb.c...
printk("ufs_read_super: fucking Sun blows me\n"); 2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/fs/ufs/ufs_super.c
printk("autofs: Out of inode numbers -- what the heck did you do?
?\n"); 2.0.38 /usr/src/linux/fs/autofs/root.c...

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