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• A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report.
  -- Matz' Rule Regarding Medicatio...
• drug, n: A substance that, when injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.
• Drug: any substance which, when injected into a laboratory animal, produces a publication.
• A new report suggests that men and women experience pain very differently from one another, and that doctors should consider these differences when prescribing pain medications.
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• Natural Product: A substance that earns organic chemists fame and glory when they manage to systhesize it with great difficulty, while Nature gets no credit for making it with great ease.
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• When is a mouse a rat? When it eats memory!
• Lunsford's Rule of Scientific Endeavor: The simple explanation always follows the complex solution.
• Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a faster rat!!!